Boston Celtics Upset Over Macy's Parade Mix Up
- By Andrea Madsen
- Published 06/19/2008
- Basketball Satire
- Unrated
Celtics Confused The Boston Celtics traveled through the streets of Boston on Thursday afternoon celebrating their victory in the NBA final. Most of the Celtics, however, thought they were going to be a part of the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.
The Celtics were informed after their victory over the Los Angeles Lakers that there would be a parade in their honor. What was not told to them was it was not going to be the Macy's parade, but a separate one that would be held in Boston.
"This is bulls**t. I thought we were gonna ride right in front of Santa Claus to end the Macy's parade. Instead, they give us this crap here in dirty old Boston. This ain't no way to salute a champion," said team finals MVP Paul Pierce.
Pierce was not the only
"Danny Ainge lied to Ray (Allen) and I when he traded for us. He told us if we checked our egos at the door and played team basketball, that we would be riding in a big parade at the end of the year. I don't know about you all, but the only big parade at the end of the year I know is the Macy's parade. I feel used," said Garnett.
Despite being let down, Allen vows that he will get into the Macy's parade one way or another. "If I have to quit this basketball thing and become a friggin trumpet player, I will get in that parade," said Allen.
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