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Donaghy Wins Gambling Pool After Being Sentenced To 15 Months
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By Bubba Spinoli
Published on 07/30/2008
 
Tim Donaghy disgraced the NBA for many of the years that he was an official for the league. He was an avid gambler that has now received a sentence of fifteen months for a gambling scandal.

Donaghy erupted with joy when the judge read the sentence. Afterward, Donaghy explained that he was involved in a betting pool that had to do with how long he would be sentenced. He just happened to have the number 15 months.

Tim Donaghy disgraced the NBA for many of the years that he was an official for the league. He was an avid gambler that has now received a sentence of fifteen months for a gambling scandal.

Donaghy erupted with joy when the judge read the sentence. Afterward, Donaghy explained that he was involved in a betting pool that had to do with how long he would be sentenced. He just happened to have the number 15 months.

Donaghy walked away from the courtroom $150,000 richer for winning the pool. Donaghy and fourteen of his gambling buddies decided when he was arrested to start the pool. The gamblers all picked numbers out of a hat, and Donaghy picked fifteen.

"My crime was not the gambling, it was gambling on games I was refereeing. Now that I no longer have to worry about being an official, I fully plan on pursuing all forms of gambling that can bring me an income," said Donaghy.

It has already been confirmed that Donaghy has set up a gambling ring in prison. The inmates are betting on such events as weightlifting, pick up basketball games, and who can smuggle the most pain pills into the jail.